I have the most cake

May 17

I want to make out and fuck like really bad. URGH. 

May 16

I feel sad for girls who get plastic surgery… Idk.

Yeahhh I got a 90 on my third quiz!! Woo!!!

70 and then an 80 on my first two Psychology of Personality quizzes. FUCK YOU ONLINE MCGRAW/PEARSON ED or maybe I just can’t fucking see which one is the RIGHT ANSWER when I HAVE SHITTY INTERNET. FUCK STARTING OUT WITH A 75 AVERAGE >:( and fuck having 15 minutes to take a quiz when I have to flip through my book and shit.

(via ps-dila)

May 15

I don’t know if I can respect James Deen anymore as a male pornstar because he fucked Farrah Abraham…

Ugh the 4 daughters are so fucking stupid, crying over nothing. Why don’t you take your daughter to church on a Sunday and then when she’s old enough she can decide for herself if she wants to continue. There is no damn reason to cry, suck it up! 

May 14

“One by one I drowned all the people I’d been.” — Conor Oberst (via harrattanparhar)

(Source: ericparkerr, via 46ik)

Definitely caved and smoked today but I hid the bag and won’t be touching it again till this Friday. And it’s not like I just smoked and sat around, I actually went and played tennis and ran 2 laps around the tennis court, so HA.

Definitely caved and smoked today but I hid the bag and won’t be touching it again till this Friday.